The Creative Writing Class — Meat & Hair
The World’s Most Fun—And Practical–Creative Writing Class for Writing Content That’ll Make ‘Em Laugh & LOVE YOU.
Because writing should be fun! And when you do it right, it’s really, really profitable, too. 🥳
When you take this class with me, Ash, you’re going to learn how to:
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Make Boring People, Topics and Businesses FASCINATING⚡️ (Even if They Aren’t)
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Suck In Yo’ Reader Every Time 🙀—And Make ‘Em Beg to Read Your Every Last Word (Important for Sales)
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Make Anything More Funny 🪄 With This 2-Second Trick (Handy if You’re Short on Time)
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Write Like a Genius 🎓 Even if You Don’t Know What to Say and You’re Repeating Yourself A Lot
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How to Stand Wayyyyy Out 📣 from All the Other Horrible People—I Mean Darling Competitors— in Your Market (I Call This “Borrow a Ballgown”)
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Make Your Writing Less “Corporate-y” 🏢 In an Instant With THIS Super Fun Technique (Hint: It Involves Race Cars)
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Lighten Up Serious Topics ✨—Like Requests for Payment—While Still Staying Tone-Appropriate (I Call This “The Glitter Lung”)
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Make Your Writing More Relatable 👯♀️ by Breaking Some Fancy China Over Your Knee
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Steal the Show 🏆 By Giving These Kinds of Words a Boob Job (YUP)
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Make a BIG Impression in Just One Paragraph 👀 (Especially Helpful for Writing Bios, Product Descriptions & Summaries)
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Murder All Zombies & Demons 😈, AKA The Quick Fix to Clichés
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And Make Your Writing More Clever 🤭 With Puns & Wordplays (Really Helpful for Naming Things and Having Some Fun!)
“You helped me find my sugar lightning!”
That’s the #1 thing students chant in the streets, waving flags of victory, after they’ve taken The Meaty, Hairy Creative Writing Class.
(Okay, fine, maybe not “you helped me find my sugar lightning,” because no one actually says that but that’s precisely why you need to take this class: you weirdly liked it, DIDN’T YOU.😼)
Normally they chant “you helped me find my voice!” and “Thanks for giving me the permission to show up as ME” and “You’ve made my writing 10x more interesting and brave.”
Before they take the class, students often feel like their writing is some combination of: Stiff. Self-conscious. Boring. Cliché. Dull. Dead. Meh. Lacking personality, conviction, and zest. And, most of all, it doesn’t feel like them. Like they’re walking around with a N95 mask over their writing.
Afterward, however, it’s like they’re entirely different people: they buzz with the excitement of a bunch of 25-year-old digital nomads who’ve just landed in Portugal for a 6-month co-living arrangement with extremely attractive strangers named Stefanos, when suddenly it’s fun again to share their ideas, create content, post on IG, engage on Twitter, re-write their website, draft that sales page, write that product description, pitch that essay, or finally start working on The Book they’ve been trying to write for years. (And not just because they’re inspired by Stefanos.)
This is why The Meat & Hair Creative Writing Class exists.
To make it fun for you to write again. To feel comfortable using your personality. To enjoy writing every word, and feel the satisfaction of a sentence, and actually get off on the creative writing process. And most critically?To be able to use creative writing to get whatever you want.More sales. More subscribers. More fans. More MORE.
Here’s How It Works, Darling
This class is unlike any other you’ve ever taken, and it comes in two parts!
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First, you’ll download our 200-page, beautifully designed creative writing guide so you can get started TODAY.
Plus, it makes it fast & fun for you to learn on the fly whether you’re at the airport, waiting in line at the post office, at your kid’s soccer game during a time-out, or just having a cozy cup of coffee at home. -
And then, every Saturday you’ll get each lesson also delivered to you by email,to help you reinforce each technique and also to relieve the pressure of you downloading the guide to your desktop and then never opening it. 🤣 We’ll stay out of your inbox during the week while you’re paying for mortgages and steaming your broccoli, and then come the weekend, IT’S PARTY TIME.
We include the guide in case you’re excited to get started and don’t want to wait 12 weeks to get through it all, but we also do it as an email course because sometimes we buy stuff and then never have time to get into it. Relate?! So, by breaking it up lesson-by-lesson, and delivering one each Saturday, we’ve found that our students end up learning way more—and they actually get through the material!
Win/win for everyone. ❤️
Plus, I know nobody’s got time to log in and watch videos of me snotting all over myself, going into long-winded explanations, shaking the camera when you’re trying to see what I’m writing.
So! Starting now. and then every single Saturday morning for 3 whole months—12 glorious weeks—you’ll go behind-the-scenes with me, Ash,as I walk you through a delightful forest of the most fun, insightful, real-world creative writing techniques right in your inbox, showing you how to transform everything from generic, blah website copy, newsletter emails, sales pages, and Instagram captions, all the way to product descriptions, Craig’s List ads, requests for payment, and even obituaries! (Though “How to Write a Friend Break Up Letter” is also top contender for fan favorite.)
You’ll have a ton of fun seeing a wide variety of before/after transformations, and then learning how to replicate the effect using proven creative writing techniques, both classic and contemporary. (The internet has changed the way we write forever—let’s make sure you’re caught up!)
Sale Page:https://www.meatandhair.com/the-creative-writing-class
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